The Celebrity Apprentice - January 3 Results

The Celebrity Apprentice: Results - Season Premiere - I think this is going to be one hell of a season for Donald and his show. 14 Celebrities all vying to be the Celebrity Apprentice. Two teams, divided by gender. The male team, called Hydra, versus the women's team called Empresario. The winning Celebrity will win the title of Celebrity Apprentice and will win money for their charity of choice.

You can tell right from the first 5 minutes that these egos were not going to gel well together which is going to make this even better then usual. Already Omarosa is being the super bitch that I am sure will not sit well with the other women. Right off the bat, Omarosa volunteered to be Project Manager. Stephen Baldwin is the PM for Hydra.

The teams were brought into the board room and given their first task. Selling Hot Dogs!!!! The teams split up and begin planning their task of selling hot dogs. Choosing locations. Omarosa is being a bitch and my man, Gene Simmons is taking control. Business savvy as he is, came up with the idea to use their celebrity, using their names to sell the dogs. Right off the bat Gene gets one of his buddies to pay $5000 for their first dog. All they have to do is show up to pay for the damn thing.

Bitch, I mean Omarosa, doesn't want to use their celebrity and wants to use business savvy only. As they start their task, they begin to sell the hot dogs for a few bucks, but eventually make their way up to $500. By the end though, the ladies aren't selling like they should. Marilu Henner calls in a favor and gets two $5000 sales!!! Then David Wright shows up, a member of the New York Mets, and donates 3 hot dogs.

The men aren't selling all that well at first. Piers Morgan is being an ass and is worried that Gene's friends won't show up. And for the first little bit they don't show. Things pick for the men as well and finally Gene's friends start showing up. $10000, $5000 and more!!!

The two teams, Hydra and Empresario, are brought into the boardroom. The women sold $17,038, while the men kicked ass and sold $58,000!!!!!!!! Men win!! All the money that was raised is going to the winning PM's, who is Stephen Baldwin, charity of choice, the Caroline Baldwin Breast Cancer Research Fund. Great idea and this will be done for the winning PM for the entire season.

Well it is firing time, and Donald doesn't hold back any punches. Neither does Omarosa. But more blah blah blah from her. Donald asks her to choose two people to come back into the boardroom with her and she chooses Carol Alt and Tiffany Fallon, Playboy PlayMate of the Year in 2005. After some boring cat fighting, it is Tiffany Fallon who is fired first because she didn't use her most famous contact, Hugh Hefner to come buy a Hot Dog!!!

Like I said earlier, this is going to be a great season if it continues like this. Check back next Thursday 9:00 et/8:00 ct to see more of The Celebrity Apprentice on NBC.

The Flick Guru